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Fri May 8, 2009, 4:38 AM
  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: My iPOD
  • Reading: Julius Caesar
  • Watching: Drumline
  • Playing: Okami
  • Eating: Poptarts
  • Drinking: Aquafinia Flavored Water
Instructions:
Start with 100%. X everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.


[ ] 1. Smoked.
[x] 2. Drank alcohol.
[x] 3. Cried when someone died.
[x] 4. Been drunk.
[ ] 5. Had sex.
[x] 6. Been to a concert.
[ ] 7. Gotten/given a handjob.
[ ] 8. Gotten/given a blowjob.
[x] 9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
[x] 10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (... Our little group of friends does that. All the time.)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94%

[x] 11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
[x] 12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
[ ] 13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
[x] 14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] 15. Been to prom.
[x] 16. Cried at school.
[x] 17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
[ ] 18. Went streaking.
[x] 19. Given or received a lap dance. (ReD. All her, that kinky whore. XDD ReD, I love you.)
[x] 20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 87%

[x] 21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
[x] 22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
[ ] 23. Kissed a stranger.
[x] 24. Hugged a stranger.
[ ] 25. Went scuba diving.
[x] 26. Driven a car.
[x] 27. Gotten an x-ray.
[ ] 28. Hit by a car.
[x] 29. Had a party.
[ ] 30. Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%

[x] 31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball.
[ ] 32. Got paid to strip for someone.
[x] 33. Run away from home. ( got a block away.)
[ ] 34. Broken a bone.
[x] 35. Eaten sushi.
[ ] 36. Bought porn.
[x] 37. Watched porn. (ROFFLEASIANFETISHPORN)
[ ] 38. Made porn.
[x] 39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (There are some chicks in this world who are just so gorgeous, you can't help but say DAY-UM. She knows who she is.)
[x] 40. Been in love.


PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%

[ ] 41. French kissed.
[x] 42. Laughed so hard you cried.
[x] 43. Cried yourself to sleep.
[x] 44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
[x] 45. Stabbed yourself. (Not on purpose.)
[ ] 46. Shot a gun.
[ ] 47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
[x] 48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
[x] 49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
[x] 50. Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%

[x] 51. Watched a person die.
[x] 52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (Not kissing, but all my friends mess around... well, I guess it depends which way you take it. Not sexual- oh, wait. ReD and I do retarded stuff like that...)
[x] 53. Pranked somebody.
[ ] 54. Put somebody in the hospital.
[x] 55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
[x] 56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (MY MOTHER! 8D )
[ ] 57. Dressed punk.
[ ] 58. Dressed goth.
[ ] 59. Dressed preppy. (I do not believe in stereotypes.)
[x] 60. Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 62%

[x] 61. Avoided somebody.
[x] 62. Been stalked.
[x] 63. Stalked someone.
[x] 64. Met a celebrity. (Um... Homer Hickam, but he's not a CELEBTRITY... just a famous guy. >> )
[x] 66. Ridden a horse.
[x] 67. Cut yourself. (Accident.)
[ ] 68. Bungee jumped.
[ ] 69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
[ ] 70. Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 56%

[ ] 71. Got caught stealing something.
[x] 72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
[ ] 73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
[ ] 74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
[ ] 75. Got arrested.
[ ] 76. Been pregnant.
[x] 77. Babysat.
[x] 78. Been to another country. ( will be tomarrow)
[ ] 79. Started your house on fire.
[x] 80. Had an encounter with a ghost. ( well, some thing like that. >_>;)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 52%

[x] 81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. (Its still growing back)
[x] 82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
[x] 83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (:< My Uncle George died.)
[x] 84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (Boy was that a mistake. )
[x] 85. Sat on your butt all day.
[x] 86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
[x] 87. Had a job.
[ ] 88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
[x] 89. Been called a whore. ( it was a joke >> )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 44%

[ ] 91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
[x] 92. Been in a car accident.
[x] 93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
[x] 94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
[x] 95. Raped somebody. (I raped Scott's mind with Portal. That's a form of rape, right? )
[x] 96. Danced in the rain.
[x] 97. Been rejected.
[ ] 98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
[x] 99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
[x] 100. Been raped. (Depends how you mean RAPE. By friends? Yes. )

PERCENTAGE IN ALL: 36%


I';M WITH KRISTEEN.

I am about as UNVIRGIN as you can get without having SEX. D<

Devious Comments

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:iconpokedeath:
Some of these questions are a little out there.


It does some things on drugs, or sex and then it goes to clothing or motocross races? The floop?
:iconmew-mew4evaxd:
some of the question things made me laugh rofl

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